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what a great fucking picture.  how mortified do you think the guy with the camera would be if all of a sudden he had ejaculate all over his hand?  ’tis the chance one takes when playing with fire…

but seriously, only in san francisco?  i can’t imagine many other places embracing such behavior.  i mean, not far from this guy was the human urinal,…um…i think i’ll go pee in the bushes, thank you!!!! yes, it was the folsom street fair 2007 and san francisco’s sexual deviates were out in full effect. good times.

because of it’s progressive political and social climate san francisco is like the ellis island of sexual outcasts and though it wears it’s badge proudly, it is sooooooooo much more than that.

in fact, i’ll venture to say that san francisco is, without a doubt,  one of,  if not the greatest city in all the country in which to be single. 

don’t believe me? 

i mean,  it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight,  or even transexual, i’m guessing.   if you are gay then obviously sf’s reputation as the gay capital of the world is,  indeed, right on. 

but what is often overlooked is that sf is no slouch in the ’straight’ department either.  all i can say is,  at the obvious risk of sounding crass,  i have never had so much quality vagina served to me on a silver platter,  ever,  and that’s more than when i lived in la.  that’s more than when i lived on the beach outside of miami.  that’s more than philadelphia and baltimore put together.  and we’re talking about quality women here,  not cokehead strippers.  of course, i’ll always have a special spot in my heart for cokehead strippers,  but these chicks actually have jobs which don’t require naked gyrations with strangers, on top of being hot pieces of ass…

amen and goddamn.

i can’t explain it. they must have,  or at-least they think they must have,  a seemingly smaller pool of prospective ‘dates’ simply because there are so many gay men.  i don’t have any data or numbers to back this up but i don’t need to.  i’ve spoken to women in this city,  a lot of women,  and i have heard the same complaint over and over - all the good ones are either gay or taken.  it’s all psychological.  people associate sf with homos so the women who live here are much more responsive to those men who aren’t homos.  ‘you’re single and not a homo?!?!?!?’  can you spell l-a-i-d ?  i can.  i can spell it forwards, backwards, upside-down…

the family’s loss is the single person’s gain.  that’s ok, though.  i’ll still take it any day over a suburban nightmare where everybody looks the same.  well,  i mean that might be ok if everyone was really attractive…