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i guess some of us like our alone time a little more than others.  i can dig that.  we aren’t all male orangutans, after all.  however,  i feel safe in saying that the only path to finding some sort of personal enlightenment  is to spend some quality alone time.  if one is to truly ’figure it out’ then one needs to spend time without other people’s opinions and attitudes being intermingled and interspersed with their own. 

so that being said,  if you meet a woman, or man for that matter,  and they haven’t been single for more than four weeks their entire life,  let it be assumed (and i know what they say about when one assumes, but this is different…trust me:) they are going to suck royal donkey dick in the self-esteem department.  people who do, indeed, suck donkey dick in this department tend to also seem really cool at first,  only to then go completely out of their minds soon thereafter.  yes,  i am just a layman,  but i think the medical term, according to dr. leon rosenozzi anyway, is crazy bitch.

i have known several of these ‘crazy bitches’ personally and i must say that it will behoove you to pay keen attention to the warning signs so that you may limit your exposure, for it is certainly a one-way ticket down the proverbial ’shitter,’ if you will.

the most obvious warning sign is if when talking about her past,  she seemlessly jumps from one ex to another.  i mean,  this is exactly what i’m talking about.  also,  if every one of her stories includes an ex,  you may consider yourself fair- warned. 

let me emphasize that this scenario often occurs with hot babes which i must say makes complete sense.  the battlefield surrounding hot pieces of ass should be littered with a multitude of landmines.  when the bounty great, the price need be proportionate…

it also makes sense just because hot babes always have an endless supply of suitors.  when you have a steady stream of options coming at you it’s too easy to always be with someone. 

hot, insecure babes have walls built around them.  they think they are hot shit because they have been told a million times that they are.  but, only in terms of their looks.  this is why they are insecure. and, this is why,  as i state in lesson 7 of the guide to life for the everyman,  you,  as a big-ball swinger, never confirm in her mind that you too think she’s hot.  if anything you should tell her she’s too tall or something…

in the above picture i am doing the ‘head-tilt,’ a new dance craze sweeping bangladesh.  i am always at the forefront of hip.