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does language evolve like everything else?

well,  considering latin is a dead language and ebonics is flourishing,  i would tend to lean towards an obvious,  yes. 

uh… what?

unfortunately, as the polarization of rich and poor only intensifies,  the same phenomenon destroying the middle class is attempting to also decimate my most beloved.  yes,  i am speaking of the english language. 

alright.  let’s break it down…

to keep things simple and super old-skool,  there are really only two types of people in this world - the ruling class,  and everybody else.  you,  as an intelligent,  confident,  bon vivant,  big-ball swinger,  obviously would like to associate yourself with the ruling class.  sure,  you can have tons of friends who are part of the ‘everybody else’ category,  god knows i do,  but believe me,  the girls are so much hotter in the ruling class…

also,  i think just the term ‘ruling class’ taints the idea somewhat.  now personally,  i want to associate myself with the ‘kick-ass people who make awesome shit happen’ class.  the ruling class is the next best thing. not simply because that’s where all the money is but because that’s where all the power is.  it’s pretty simple.  i know you idealistic folk out there are rolling your eyes.  whatever.  that’s why you’ll work for me one day. (of course if the situation’s ever reversed i was just kidding:)   the people with the money control everything.  i like to control things as well (particularly when they have to do with my bowels.)

and if i can have a say in the direction everything outside my sphere goes,  all the better.

so, besides all the dumbasses in the entertainment industry,  the ruling class is generally comprised of the educated.  educated people speak in such a way that other educated people can understand. 

that being said,  if you regularly end sentences with the word ‘at,’  you may have your work cut out for you…

‘where is he at?’

these words gnaw at my soul.  why does anyone feel the need to attach ‘at’ to the end of such a simple sentence?  i’m not over-dramatizing it.  i hear it all the fucking time.  i can sorta’ remember (forgive me - way too many bong hits) some commercial where everyone was picking up the phone saying ’where you at?’ 

what a bunch of fucking morons… 

we as big ball swingers don’t look down on others for being morons,  we simply try to limit time spent with morons. 

as you were…