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i can’t believe some of you guys. 

there have been so many times when, simply due to my proximity to you,  i’ve been forced to listen to you goo and gush all over some poor girl about how hot she is.  every time i hear it,  i want to puke.  a lot.  it just seems so much like common sense to me… 

a pretty girl hears that she is pretty all the friggin’ time.  how is your take on her beauty going to make one bit of difference to her,  even remotely?  

picture her self-esteem a house of cards.  each card represents one compliment about how beautiful she is.  why do you,  as a big ball swinger,  want her to continue on her current path of pseudo-security?  if anything,  you need to break her down so that she’s able to re-build upon a sturdy foundation of things more substantial than fleeting aesthetic beauty.  sure,  she has another compliment to make herself feel good for ten minutes (yes, it’s like crack,)  but you have done nothing but immediately become one of the 10,000 douchebags that wants to get into her pants…atleast in her mind. 

i mean,  i know you mean it as a compliment.  that’s admirable.  however,  it’s not your place to compliment.  it’s your job to be different. unique. memorable.  say something funny,  that always works.  if you’re not capable of being funny on cue then a great ice-breaker would be this trick some guy showed me in a bar once…

you take a bar napkin.  you write a ‘7′ on it.  go up to the first hot girl you see.  tell her to pick a number between 1 and 10.  open the napkin…

i know that seems retarded but 85% of the time the girl is going to pick the number ‘7.’  for real.  i’ve seen it done repeatedly and ‘7′ was chosen almost every time. 

so,  ok.  the ice is broken.  now what do you do? 

what are you a fucking baby?  i can’t do it all for you.  i can only help get you started.  whatever you do though,  no matter how much you can’t think of anything else to say,  do NOT tell her how hot she is.  trust me…