livinlargeinsf

i am water.  commitment - oil… 

yes.  the title means exactly what it says.  in any aspect of your life -jobs, women, apartments, whatever…it is imperative to keep all of your options open.  since we here at livinlargeinsf are more than a little pre-occupied with sex and women we shall narrow our focus to just that - sex and women…

never date only one girl at any one time.  

yes, when it rains it pours.  take advantage of that.  NEVER cut the ties to the other girls.  that is, when dating multiple girls,  which should be ALWAYS.  it’s too easy to suddenly think OH! this chick’s the one and then cut ties to everyone else.  believe me when i say - don’t do it.  you may as well send her an invitation,  personally inviting her to step, with her extra-tall stilletos,  all over your ’little-bitch’ of a heart…

and don’t think for a second i’m talking about being a dirtbag in the sense of lying.  i’ll tell all of them exactly how it is.  i am nothing if not a gentleman.  i shall convey it accordingly. 

and i know the feeling where you don’t even want to deal with the other girls.  it just seems like work…

you must fight through it.  

if only to maintain some semblance of sanity where the babe you care about is concerned.  some emotional distance is key.  it will make you seem that much more desirable because,  believe me,  girls can smell that shit from a mile away.  besides, the more you have to keep your attention the less you’re able to obsess over the true object of your affection.  and that line will be the hook to a top 40 hit which i shall write soon…

it’s tough to keep your game up.  you must remember that it is a game.

and i don’t want to play games.  but,  that being said,  i also know that if i walk into some shit with a big, wide, ass-eating grin on my face i’ll be eaten alive.  no thank you.

gentlemen,  this is all about self-preservation.  heart-break does nothing but kill your productivity.  we, as big-ball swingers,  can’t allow that to happen.  ergo, don’t.  it’s that simple.  not easy, mind you.  simple.

don’t be a little bitch!!!