the guide to life for the everyman
September 12, 2007
your prayers have been answered.
after much demand from my faithful disciples, i am offering my countless words of wisdom as sequential lessons so that they may serve as a beacon of light for when the seas have turned dark and you’ve lost your way…
i shall impart these lessons upon you as i feel you are ready, for this thing we call life is not a race. i have paid dearly for this enlightenment with countless amounts of my own blood, sweat and tears. please do not let my tears fall or my blood flow in vain. allow my bodily fluids to substitute for your own and heed the call. what call you ask?
the call to follow ‘the guide to life for the everyman’ you dumb fuck. it’s everything you could want in a bible, just without all of that superfluous jesus crap. it will lead you step-by-step towards the goal at hand. yes, the goal of becoming a big-ball swinger…
what is a big-ball swinger?
a big-ball swinger is simply a confident male. of course, he’s confident for a reason. many reasons…
he’s smarter than most. he’s hip. he cares. he’s no shit-talker. he gets shit done. he’s always learning. he doesn’t complain. he changes things. he has an opinion and lets it be known. he is always a gentleman. even when being a complete ass…
he lives his life in a way of which he can be proud. that’s confidence, or what i call it anyway. it’s about waking up everyday with the attitude of ‘i am absolutely going to crush it!!!!’
of course, he also loves women (or men. gay guys can be big-ballers too. i’ve learned most of what i know from watching them anyway:) he has a sense of humor and enjoys laughs of the self-deprecating sort…
sound good?
ok then. i shall lead you to the promised land. or, uh…ok, maybe just to the area strip clubs within walking distance…
see, i have an awesome parking spot right now and i really don’t want to move my car. unfortunately the promised land is over the bridge. hey, whadaya want? i live in the city…
don’t be a little bitch!!!!!
September 15, 2007 at 3:33 am
hey dickhead, what makes you think just because you spent a few days in lock up that you are “down” or that you have some new perspective on the adult entertainment industry.
With regard to your body fluids… who the fuck wants them to replace ther own. I am perfectly content with my own body fluids thank you very much (especially when they are all over you).
September 15, 2007 at 5:07 am
i think i may love you. have you thought about channeling that energy into exotic dancing?
September 15, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Why yes. Too bad we don’t live in the same city. You could have had your own private “dance party” with me last night.
December 6, 2007 at 10:12 am
Hey,
Love those converse….look kinda large…what size….your hairy legs are also very nice….
December 6, 2007 at 6:54 pm
by golly gee. i’m blushing. i’ll keep it real by letting you know that i have been told, numerous times, that i have the perfect ‘foot.’ if you like the legs, you should see my ass…
December 9, 2007 at 2:20 am
I can see you blushing…but you didn’t share your foot size with me…and now I see someone wants those sneaker of yours!! I really like the huge bulge in the undies pic (very impressive) and I get the feeling that there is a lot of chest hair–can you share a shirtless pic with us? I’m still thinking about that ass shot!!
December 11, 2007 at 12:52 am
sara - i wear a size 10 in all shoes besides converse. they are cut big. ergo, the wonderful blue chuck taylor’s are a 9 1/2. btw/i was working on some chest hair shots. when you least expect it…
December 11, 2007 at 8:43 am
hey livinlarge, thanks for the info…no baby-size feet on you!! I look forward to seeing those chest hair shots….get the feeling that “furry” is an appropriate description…can’t wait to see…