haven’t they heard of photoshop?
December 26, 2007
who gave this photo the thumbs up?
the only thing worse than a pair of breasts that aren’t as attractive as they could be is a pair of breasts which apparently have fallen under the knife of someone who practiced plastic surgery as a hobby just on the weekends during the month of february. the rest of the year they were too busy touring with the carnival making cotton candy.
pictured is audrey bitoni. she’s a 21 year old who got her break while in college when she received the cover of one of the playboy college editions. it took her no time at all to ‘graduate’ to hardcore. i can’t help but think that her tits were a lot more attractive prior to the mutilation.
because i have excessive amounts of time on my hands, livinlargeinsf will now be featuring, in a new category entitled ‘please put your bra back on. i implore you,’ the porn stars who carry the dubious distinction of being recipients of the worst breast augmentation surgeries, ever.
if by doing this i can save even one set of breasts, it will have been worth the price.
so, in the spirit of things…
audrey, please put your bra back on. i implore you…
