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big-ball swingers unite. 

i am back after retiring for exactly 36 hours.  i must have been out of my friggin’ mind.  i love this thing.  it’s my baby and i am now back with a vengeance.  i am an addict and i can’t stop.  i need my fix.  i have way too many ideas running through my head and way too many sexual escapades to put a lid on it.  my ‘pre-emptive damage control’ entry which preceded this one was a complete farce.  i can’t believe i was ever that big of a pussy,  even for a minute.

sure, it was strategically done, which at-least one of you was keen enough to pick up on.  even so, hey, i am who i am.  which in case you’ve forgotten is ‘king of the big-ball swingers.’ 

we’re taking this shit to the next level baby and if you don’t like it you can pack your anal cavity with sand. 

wow.  i don’t know where i just pulled that from but it sounded so unpleasant,  i had to try it out.  the above pic is me right before i reached maximum anal sand capacity.  never again…