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while acting as a conduit for the benevolent spirit of charitable giving i decided to not only shell out the cash for a 3 1/2 star dinner for this little blonde babe i know,  but i also decided to give her a back-rub and spoon her, all in a selfless attempt to fill the void left by her ex-boyfriend.  i’m just glad i was there.  i mean,  if i hadn’t ‘worked out the kinks,’ so to speak,  she may not have slept so soundly.  life is stressful, particularly when your parents pay your rent,  like hers do.

she made sure to tell me during the massage that she couldn’t believe she wasn’t turned on,  that she was still too wrapped-up in her ex to feel horny for me.  wow, what a relief.  i’m just glad she felt this way before we engaged in anything she may have regretted later.  regretful sex is no sex of which i want to be part, particularly when it involves an ex-stripper with enormous breasts.

fortunately for me, i had run into her the week before while walking past union square.  she must have forgotten to mention she was fresh out of a relationship.  i was just thankful she felt she could contact me when she was feeling lonely, post break-up.  i mean,  the first few times we hung out, which was almost five years ago,  we immediately got down to business and never really had a chance to talk.  i never even found out her favorite color.  admittedly, the memories are a little fuzzy but i seem to recall that,  like fred & ginger, peanut butter & jelly and kid n’ play, my fist and her rectum just went together.  imagine my pleasure and surprise to find that in lieu of anal fisting we would finally be able to really get to know one another. 

it was about time.

i’ve done a number of things with ex-strippers.  engaging in conversation has never been one of them.  man,  i have really been missing out.