masturbation as practice
February 8, 2008
i realize that i often write of masturbation and my fondness for it. it certainly has been there, like a trusted friend, through some extremely difficult times and over some even longer dry spells. i make no claims to have the virility of an 18 year old but, with that being said, if i am attracted to you and we have the good fortune of engaging in relations i will absolutely rock your world. yes, i am nothing…if not a giver.
and believe me. i have extremely high expectations for myself. every time i step foot into ‘the ring of love’ i want to give the particular girl the most pleasure i can, the most she’s ever had. the last thing i want is to meet some babe i really like, get naked, and then promptly go up in flames by having lost my touch, or my control, as it were. the last thing i want is to go out like a chump.
therefore, i need to be ready for game day. how do i prepare for game day? by repeatedly bringing myself to the edge of climax during regular fondling sessions. when i’m feeling particularly masochistic i’ll take myself to the brink over and over again, only to then not even allow myself a payoff. consider that a small example of mental discipline which can then start snowballing and affecting all areas of one’s life. it all starts with one step.
it’s simply mind over matter. this is the only thing that separates us from the mice. well that, oral sex, taxes, and general food-safety guidelines.
February 8, 2008 at 10:57 am
you are one crazy guy. you can rock my world anytime.
February 8, 2008 at 10:59 am
i prefer ‘eclectic.’ thank you for the open invitation.
February 8, 2008 at 11:40 am
I usually do that too but only because the orgasm is that much better
February 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm
You truly are nothing if not a giver, my friend. It’s going to be a little hard to look at ya straight at the cafe now that I have this much information about your masturbatory habits, though.
February 13, 2008 at 1:56 am
i’m simply ‘keeping it real’ as they say. thank you for reading about my masturbatory habits.
February 14, 2008 at 10:20 pm
What a blast from the past.. good to see you are livinlarge…and still masturbating..laugh
February 15, 2008 at 4:29 pm
some things will never change…
February 22, 2008 at 3:03 pm
If all men were so eager to please, the world would be a better place!
March 4, 2008 at 2:38 am
actually I think mice are clocking on to the whole oral sex thing. It’s only a matter of time..
March 29, 2008 at 10:09 am
Oh my hell. I’m reading your archives and basically laughing so hard - you’re either really funny, or it’s the Absolut. But to take yourself to the brink and not get payoff? That’s not mental discipline, just… mental.
March 30, 2008 at 1:21 am
point taken.