masturbation as practice

February 8, 2008

practice-makes-perfect.jpgi realize that i often write of masturbation and my fondness for it.  it certainly has been there,  like a trusted friend, through some extremely difficult times and over some even longer dry spells.  i make no claims to have the virility of an 18 year old but, with that being said,  if i am attracted to you and we have the good fortune of engaging in relations i will absolutely rock your world.  yes,  i am nothing…if not a giver.

and believe me.  i have extremely high expectations for myself.  every time i step foot into ‘the ring of love’ i want to give the particular girl the most pleasure i can,  the most she’s ever had.  the last thing i want is to meet some babe i really like,  get naked, and then promptly go up in flames by having lost my touch,  or my control, as it were.  the last thing i want is to go out like a chump.

therefore, i need to be ready for game day. how do i prepare for game day? by repeatedly bringing myself to the edge of climax during regular fondling sessions.  when i’m feeling particularly masochistic i’ll take myself to the brink over and over again, only to then not even allow myself a payoff.  consider that a small example of mental discipline which can then start snowballing and affecting all areas of one’s life.  it all starts with one step. 

it’s simply mind over matter.  this is the only thing that separates us from the mice.  well that, oral sex, taxes, and general food-safety guidelines. 

11 Responses to “masturbation as practice”

  1. lisa ann Says:

    you are one crazy guy. you can rock my world anytime.

  2. livinlargeinsf Says:

    i prefer ‘eclectic.’ thank you for the open invitation.

  3. livinmediumsize Says:

    I usually do that too but only because the orgasm is that much better

  4. dani Says:

    You truly are nothing if not a giver, my friend. It’s going to be a little hard to look at ya straight at the cafe now that I have this much information about your masturbatory habits, though.

  5. livinlargeinsf Says:

    i’m simply ‘keeping it real’ as they say. thank you for reading about my masturbatory habits.

  6. memorymd Says:

    What a blast from the past.. good to see you are livinlarge…and still masturbating..laugh

  7. livinlargeinsf Says:

    some things will never change…

  8. momochacha Says:

    If all men were so eager to please, the world would be a better place!

  9. o0okitteno0o Says:

    actually I think mice are clocking on to the whole oral sex thing. It’s only a matter of time..

  10. Lyrically Me Says:

    Oh my hell. I’m reading your archives and basically laughing so hard - you’re either really funny, or it’s the Absolut. But to take yourself to the brink and not get payoff? That’s not mental discipline, just… mental.

  11. livinlargeinsf Says:

    point taken.

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