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in the words of ice cube - ‘today was a good day.’ 

it was beautiful outside.  i went on an incredible jog where i kicked the shit out of multiple behemoth hills.  i listened to good tunes.  i got some work done.  i played the guitar.  i trimmed my pubic hair…

yes.  believe me when i say it was way past due.  it makes sense though because,  as far as babes go,  i pretty much have been in hibernation.  keeping my long and curlies short has not been,  even on the long list of priorities.  i have made attempts to come out into the dating world.  these have been an exercise in futility for i invariably get shafted.  well,  you know what?  winter is over early this year beeatch.  what better way to mark the change of seasons than to shave down my penis muffler???

my heart obviously wasn’t really into my earlier attempts at dating.  i mean, who in their right mind is going to leave the house with their very own wooly mammoth in their pants?   there’s a reason they’ve been extinct for more than just a few millenniums.  talk about making a first impression a last impression…

but no longer.  i am hairless and ready to party baby.  now,  if i can just do something about that back hair…