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i shall never understand the rationale behind wanting to see your babe get worked over by a stranger. 

no, wait.  that’s not true.  i understand being turned on by the thought of it but i can’t see ever actually going through with it,  atleast with anyone i even remotely cared about.  i had a girlfriend for five years - senior year of high school through college.  when she broke up with me the hottest thought i could conjure was her getting worked over by two huge black dudes.  i can still see it now.  they were anything but gentle.  that is, honestly, the only time the thought of ’sharing’ has even remotely intrigued me.  it just seems like a recipe for disaster.

that being said,  i’m certainly not averse to the idea of being the stranger.  he he he…

there have been three occasions where a random,  or relatively random, couple has approached me with the proposition of banging the wife, or girlfriend, as it were.  and no, these weren’t couples with a bi-curious male.  these were simply couples that had a male who wanted to see, or atleast didn’t mind seeing, their girl get drilled by a young buck. 

personally,  i wouldn’t want me anywhere near my girlfriend, wife, significant other, aunt, grandmother, adopted half-sister, etc.  but hey, if that’s what you’re into…

the first couple that propositioned me had a smoking hot girl so i felt somewhat obligated to screw the bejeesus out of her.  and boy, did i.  it was a little weird though because i sorta’ knew the guy.  let’s just say that after he watched me, literally, turn his girlfriend inside out, our friendship never really had a chance to blossom.

the second couple picked me up at a bar.  i was sitting next to the wife.  the husband was sitting next to her.  they bought me a drink.  the wife was being incredibly flirtatious with me and it was making me more than a little uncomfortable.  when she put her hand on my leg in open view of her husband, it all started to make sense. 

fast forward one hour to their hotel room… 

the husband was sitting at the window,  staring out at the skyline.  he seemed a little pissed-off but they kept re-assuring me that everything was cool.  the wife, who was now wearing a little lacy thing, was spread-eagled on the bed.  i wasted no time.  i immediately became neck-deep in her crotch.  hey,  that’s why i was there,  right?

as it turns out, the husband was upset because it was supposed to be his turn to defile their marriage.  unfortunately he waited until i was performing cunnilingus on his wife to mention it.  things then became weird.  ok,  i mean weirder than they had already been up to this point which, i realize, was almost off the charts.  i was doing my best to stay focused on the job at hand which was, of course, munching box.  it was difficult,  as the husband was now hovering over us,  telling his wife repeatedly how much of a selfish bitch she was. 

as you may suspect, i have an incredibly high tolerance for weirdness.  this was even too much for me.  i told them i appreciated the opportunity and that given different circumstances, i’d be more than happy to bang the snot out of her.  i excused myself.

after that experience the third couple that approached me didn’t stand much of a chance.  the female would have had to have been a beauty queen for me to even consider the idea.  needless to say,  she was not…   

i am the last person to judge anyone, ever.  that being said,  there are a lot of weird fucking people out there.

and yes, i realize i am one of them…