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” i’ve never seen an ugly pussy.” 

i wish i could claim responsibility for the preceeding quote but i can’t.  it was uttered by a friend of mine and he is, surely, wise beyond his years.  it does echo a personal sentiment though, and that is i can literally find something attractive about almost any woman.  ok,  i mean something other than her pussy.  

yes,  you heard me - any woman. 

whether it’s her hair, or her eyes, or her feet, or her chest weights,  or simply her pulse,  i can get hard by almost any babe.  does this mean then,  by way of the transitive property,  that i would also have sex with almost any babe?

that’s exactlty what it means.

but, there is a catch.  i may want to have sex with every chick out there, but for the vast majority of babes,  or 99.9% of them,  my curiosity will magically disappear as soon as the first drops of semen touch air.  actually,  before the last remnants of ejaculate are fully milked from my quivering penis,  i will be looking for my pants,  looking for the door,  and making my exit. 

in fact,  if i have sex with you more than once then i must think you’re pretty ’special.’  don’t worry.  by ’special’ i’m not inferring that i would think you were retarded,  although i probably could get wood even from a retarded babe,  particularly if she had a body part i could zero in on,  like a really nice ass.  i would never allow an extra chromosome to stand in the way of my ‘dispersal.’

hey baby.  there’s no need to make me breakfast.  i need to be on my way. 

i have A-LOT of seed to spread…