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anal warts.  what are they and how do i get them, …er, i mean, get rid of them.

great question.  anal warts occur as the direct result of what we doctors refer to as ‘homo’ thoughts.  their numbers may also be reduced dramatically if pants are worn.   when i began regularly wearing pants and stopped imagining myself as a towel boy in the grecian baths, my warts disappeared.  of course,  i now have them on my penis, but as far as my anal warts, those have all vanished.

my girlfriend really likes to be spanked.  in fact, spanking is the only way she becomes aroused. i’m worried.  can you explain this masochistic behavior?

your girlfriend is what we in the medical profession refer to as a ‘crazy bitch.’  my suggestion is to encourage her to seek career opportunities in exotic dancing where she can profit from her obvious father/sexual abuse issues while utilizing a front for dealing cocaine to her ‘clients.’  good luck!!!

dr. leon rosenozzi will have a new weekly feature in livinlargeinsf with ’sf-at-large with dr. leon’ as the good doctor answers candid questions from (really) random people on the street.