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last weekend san francisco played host to the 1st annual twister invitational. 

sure to become a national media spectacle,  the twister invitational went off this year without a hitch.  48 teams came from around the world to compete for $100,000 in cash and prizes and for the illustrious crown of twister world champion. 

pictured are hometown favorites and the eventual champs,  rodd and todd adonis.  they are known for their ’slipperiness,’ as well as for their ‘reach.’  their true advantage is that they haven’t changed,  let alone cleaned, their pleather pants since a sweaty ricky martin rubbed up against them during his incredible she bangs tour.

i lost to them in the first round. they methodically and systematically break their opponents down with the ever sweet smell of ten year old ball cheese.  i can still smell it.  yack…