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November 19, 2007
r bar.
there is no bar in san francisco where i am more likely to be swimming in ’ass’ than r bar. let me say that again with special emphasis…
there is absolutely, no bar in san francisco where i am more likely to encounter girls intent on further tarnishing their surely, already questionable reputations, than (the) r bar. consider it a late night, all-you-can-eat, carnal buffet where if you don’t like something on your plate, just try something else. it’s that easy.
it’s like this for me even when there are only 2 girls in the place, along with twenty dudes, which, unfortunately, happens all too often. don’t worry. when it’s busy there’s plenty of food for everybody.
if i were trying to get my rocks off with marginally attractive girls who are willing to ‘throw down,’ i’d be in there 4x a week. fortunately, i am picking and choosing my ‘victims’ very carefully these days. i only even go in there because i’m friends with one of the bartenders, and the two owners, who occasionally work as well, are super cool dudes.
r bar has a wool pull factor of………………..8.5 why so low considering my rave review? due to the often insurmountable guy to girl ratio i am forced to make a deduction. also, a score of ten is reserved for an idealized state for whose existence in reality is a stretch, a la ‘heaven.’
pictured are vanessa and jessica, two of the coolest babes i’ve met, ever. they didn’t even mind my sweaty face. they DO NOT hang out at r bar so take those nasty thoughts out of your heads immediately. these are the kinds of babes we should all be so lucky as to impregnate. i just wanted to give them props….
