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my uncle sal is world-renowned for his ‘aim.’  once he began ’competing,’ family picnics were never quite the same.  “can’t we just play horseshoes?” was a common utterance which was routinely followed by uncle sal ’spanking’ us in competition. 

the ‘firehose,’ as he’s affectionately known,  has put out more than a few fires.  i have absolutely no idea what that means but it sounded really funny for a split second.  he is available for children’s parties as well as for insemination purposes.  uncle sal’s ’recovery’ time is not what it used to be so please allow 1-2 days between erections.