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so here’s a little twist on our ‘this girl is too hot for porn’ winner this week which also goes to prove that i’m not as obsessed with porno chicks as i may seem.  pictured is crissy moran,  a 31-year old from san diego who i’ve admired for some time.  let’s face it…she’s hot.  so i thought she’d be the perfect pick for this week’s winner.  imagine my horror when,  after doing a simple google search,  i found out that she had not only retired from porn,  but that she is now a bible-thumping jesus-freak. 

excuse me while i sit down.  i still can’t comprehend.  jesus?………..what? 

the part which proves that i’m not obsessed with porn chicks is that she retired almost a year ago.  talk about always being the last to know.  jeez (sorry for sort of taking the lord’s name in vain,  crissy.)

what i’m really sorry for though is that she has traded in her butt plug and strap-on for a bible and a drum she can beat for the lord.  yee-haw!!!! hey if that’s what it takes to make her live the life she wants to live then, amen (sure now, but it used to be many men.) i only have a problem with religion when i am at the receiving end of someone proselytizing.  oh well, that’s why crissy moran is too hot for porn jesus. 

i’m sorry to bring this down to the lowest common denominator,  but…too late.  i am by no means a pervert but i have been known to get a few jolleys off while looking at internet porn.  i don’t have any subscriptions and i never pay (just like sex) but boy how i like to check out the sites with free thumbnail pictures.  sometimes i don’t even need a reason,  nor do i need any time convincing myself.  masturbation generally seems like a good idea…

we all know that sex is a billion dollar business and that it has legitimized itself as a film industry, particularly as production levels have risen and the pool of talent has improved.  it is not uncommon for me,  while perusing all of these young lovelies,  to find some which are just plain old hot - too hot for porn.  there are a lot of women in porn who are ‘kinda’ hot or ’pretty’ hot. there are also those girls who could be hot if they didn’t have such bad boob jobs or their teeth weren’t so fucked up or their skin wasn’t all pockmarked, etc.- you get the picture. 

what makes a beautiful woman subject herself to such things?  who cares?  whether it be sexual abuse,  nymphomania,  a crystal meth addiction,  or just lust for fame and money,  the purpose of this column is not to save these girls from their demons.  the purpose is rather to pay homage to these beautiful creatures and say “goddamn you’re hot.  couldn’t you just find some rich dude to take care of you,  rather than have a train run on your ass?”

so enough with the introduction already,  the inaugural  ‘this girl is too hot for porn’  girl is………………………………………….daisy marie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daisy marie is a 23-year old mexican who not only knows how to take care of her man,  or men,  as it were,  but she’s all-natural and has a kick-ass tattoo on her back.  she’s just exotic enough to beg the question “what is she thinking?!?”